This just in from the Lake Wobegon Genome Project

Yesterday morning, I was sitting in the church office, proofreading the Easter bulletin, when a bunch of Sunday schoolers trooped by on their way to the sanctuary. They were going to practice processing, waving palms and singing "All Glory, Laud and Honor." All of a sudden, I was given a glimpse of Lutheran DNA in action when one of the little sprouts expressed an earnest concern to his/her teacher:

I don't know if I can do this.
They want me to sing and smile at the same time.

Had a difficult time not anointing the bulletin proof with a mouthful of coffee.

Blessed Holy Week, everyone!