Sunday, March 16, 2008

Unusual personal ad

MWF church musician, 41, seeks Sabbath for
rejuvenation. Must be drama-free and restful.
Nutritious, tasty, pre-cooked meals and pre-
supplied clean laundry a plus. Smoking,
thrumming bass beats and petulant behavior
will not be considered. Will supply own reading
material. Apply in person. RIGHT NOW.

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